Tired, shattered and shagged out. And I only worked from 1 until 7:30... ten hour shift tomorrow, oh what joy.
And I did it again. Client comes in with a box.
We're always suspicious of boxes. People thrust A Box across the front desk at you and say "I found this/my cat brought this in" and regard you with a touching faith that you are going to fix the contents of the box. They rarely tell you what's in the box. It's kind of a lucky dip thing. The contents of said box can be (and have been):
Maggoty hedgehogs (all ages)
Baby birds, from just pipping out the egg to armed and dangerous almost-full-grown crows
Injured adult birds (Again, from a moribund sparrow to a pissed off hawk)
Exploding pigeons (Open box, mass of feathers and blood leaps for freedom and promptly dies)
Dying ducks
Myxy rabbits
Dog chewed hares
Extremely angry grass snakes (which promptly vomit on you)
Bats
Baby deer, taking their last breaths
Mice
Rats (Open box, say "it's a rat", watch client scream and fall over)
Ferrets
Now, the last one on the list comes in several flavours; young, old, angry, savage, screwed.
Today, the Mystery Box contained a Pine Marten - according to the client. Yeah rrrrrriiiiiiiiiight, I said, when one of my less brave colleagues thrust the box at me. I was drinking a cup of tea at the time. And eating a chocolate biscuit. (Clients can be very generous when you've just euthanased a beloved elderly pet. Buggered if I can figure it out.)
Anyway. The plastic (!) sandwich box certainly smelt like a mustelid, so I cracked the lid and took a peek.
This is always an exciting moment.
You never know what's going to happen. 'I think it's a pigeon' turns out to be an angry sparrowhawk, attempting to emerge from the box talons first and damn the torpedoes. 'I think it's nearly dead' is a mouse that legs it along your arms, hurdles your shoulder and buggers off into the kennels or under the dental table. (Incidentally, people really are that dim sometimes.)
So. I open the box. It turns out that the occupant is a four week old baby ferret, polecat colour, big tick load, dehydrated etc etc.
"What is it?" chime the staff, from a safe distance.
I explain that it's a ferret. They argue with me, and I insist that as I've seen baby ferrets before and indeed bred more than my fair share they can wind their bloody necks in and shut up. It. Is. A. Ferret.
I indentified it as a hob (male) initially, but after a good look I actually think I got it wrong. *Ahem* Blame it on the heat of the moment.
Well. Nobody else wanted to play, so I de-ticked, fed, watered, and housed the little tyke (called 'Titch', so far) in the spare cat box I always have in my car. Nobody else wanted her, she's old enough not to need round-the-clock feeding and I was going to get another couple of kits this year anyway...
*Sigh*
She's gorgeous. I've fed her and housed her in an old rat cage; she's curled up asleep, and I'll post a picture as soon as I've got one. Awww. I've got a new baby! ;)
ETA: Pic!
