AHAHAHA

Jan. 4th, 2008 08:25 am
mad_andy: (Dirk LOL)
My neighbours suck.

Remember the container? Yeah, the shipping container in the back garden. Twenty feet of rust streaked bright orange ugly usefulness. Ha.

We initially had it round the side of the house, nice and discreet. Only someone complained and we had to move it - ironically, right into the complainant's line of sight.

Next door neighbour - only person on earth with a right to complain, as in the winter it does shade her garden - is OK with it, because she understands that storage is damned expensive and we need the space.

She was approached last night by some other neighbours, who are getting up a petition to take to the council. Complaining about the eyesore.

She, much to her credit, told them to get stuffed.

Hey, guys?

if you hadn't pissed and moaned it would be out of sight. Where it is now is legal and there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it.

SO SUCK IT UP, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS.

I am actually amused as hell. We should have hung christmas lights on it.

I think... it needs a flagpole.

Nuts

Jul. 5th, 2006 12:41 pm
mad_andy: (Kai facepalm)
The ongoing saga of The Container:

Man turned up to move container.

Someone is parked in the way.

Container cannot be moved.

We're going to be charged £110 for an abortive trip.

*Headdesk*

Still, at least its raining and cool.

OMFG

May. 24th, 2006 12:23 pm
mad_andy: (Tea animated)


We're going from Stockholm to Milan. Details, details.... )

In other news: )

Relief...

Oct. 24th, 2005 03:41 pm
mad_andy: (Default)
Much better today. Yesterday must have just been... tired, I guess. The man came round this morning to sort out our little problem with the phone line. (To whit: when we had the cable modem fitted we had to have an extra phone line; Slay used to use it for a spare dial-up line from the office. For the last few months we haven't used it, however; so you can imagine how pleased we were when, instead of there just being line rental on the latest bill there were fifty quid's worth of calls. Ringing the number - and expecting it to ring on the spare phone in the house - we were startled to discover that it was answered by a woman who lives down the road. Not half as surprised as she was to receive a call from an Unexploded Slay at half ten at night, though.)

And we now have our storage problem sorted. How? Well, if I have to give anyone directions to our house I can now say 'just look out for the one with the container in the back garden...'

Yup, one of those things that crosses the world on the back of those mighty container ships. Big oblong steel box. Farking enormous it is! It only cost £100 to have delivered, and the cost of rental is £1 a day. This is compared to over a hundred quid a month to use storage space in one of those warehouses! The flipside is having a mighty steel box in the back garden, but what the hell - we didn't use the rough patch down the side of the house anyway, and it's a damn sight more impressive than having a shed. Water, weather and fireproof too.

I rather like it, but suspect that the neighbours are likely to be slightly less impressed...

I shall await the first hysterical communication from the council with interest!

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