Friendship

[mad_andy]

Stolen from xeviscerax's myspace journal thingie, because I'm a bad person.

"Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that
Always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

"Why?" you may ask? because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel"

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!! How true. I always have my shovel handy, folks.

Comments

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

It's disturbing I found it terribly sweet. And so fucking true. :D

[isilrandir.livejournal.com]

Oh man! I haven't seen that one in a while. Hee. I love that, cause it's pretty much exactly how I treat my friends.