*Yawn*

[mad_andy]

Doing a full week this week, covering Karen's shifts. Early inpatients this morning. Tally so far?

Pissed on by dog x 1
Crawling around in piss trying to dry dog off x 1
Bitten (by cat) x 2
Scratched (cat) x 2
Bitched at and generally insulted by vets x LOADS

Bastards.

In other news, I am not going back to counselling. Ever. Fuck 'em. Once Slay gets the idea that THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER, DAMMIT I can go about cheerfully attempting to bankrupt the tight bastard or, if I have to go down in flames, taking him down with me.

No, I am not in a good mood - does it show?

And my Muses have all pissed off to Rio. Life sucks.

Comments

[stonefinder.livejournal.com]

Chocolate?

[bella-cheval.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Andy.

And you're right, fuck 'em. Slay should have realized this a long time ago that you weren't happy and let you go. Take the fucker for all he's worth and to the 7th hell with him.

[dogologist.livejournal.com]

In other news, I am not going back to counselling. Ever.

Do you know, that's the best news I've heard all day.

[screwthedaisies.livejournal.com]

Good. That counselor sucks, and the only reason Slay is interested in going is that he wants to delay the upset of his life.

For some reason (and not at all because I think you deserve to crawl around in piss), your "Crawling around in piss trying to dry dog off x 1" brightened my day. It was more like a "there she is, working hard at it" smile I got out of it. I can definitely see why you haven't been able to quit smoking--crawling around in piss while you dry off the dog who peed on you just about has to be followed up with a good, long smoke.

(After you've washed your hands, natch.)