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mad_andyFed up and fucked off. Had a retriever in that screamed all night, spoilt fucking brat dog. And it bites, too. Got hold of my arm at five this morning and had a damn good chew. I bet the owners think this is cute, trouble is (a) it hurts and (b) I've seen this sort of puppy-play-mouthing turn into real biting.
I fucking hate golden retrievers. And no, I don't care if you grew up with one that was wonderful, or knew one that saved a whole fucking orphanage load of disabled kids. I've been attacked by them, barged, bitten, snapped at and generally been subjected to every kind of doggy bad behaviour by the fucking things and whilst it's true that most of it is the fucking owners, they have dodgy temperaments at best.
Kept as a kennel dog and worked, fine. Otherwise, just keep the fucking thing well away from me.
Slay bought me chocolate. He's up to something, I can feel it in my water.
Oh, and re the recent kerfuffle on Rockfic. Grow the fuck up. No one has ever said hetfic isn't welcome and - why am I bothering? The sensible ones are fine, the fuckwits (although they are rare on my beloved home site, they are there) will flap and fuff and cause fucking trouble whatever I say. So.
I maintain that a damn good gen fic is the hardest of all to write. So there. Ner.
Right.
I'm going to have a cup of redbush tea, eat my fucking chocolate, feed the fucking dog and go to bed.
Good fucking morning.
PS: Oh, and it's pissing down.
PPS: Two more to go. Thank fuck.
I fucking hate golden retrievers. And no, I don't care if you grew up with one that was wonderful, or knew one that saved a whole fucking orphanage load of disabled kids. I've been attacked by them, barged, bitten, snapped at and generally been subjected to every kind of doggy bad behaviour by the fucking things and whilst it's true that most of it is the fucking owners, they have dodgy temperaments at best.
Kept as a kennel dog and worked, fine. Otherwise, just keep the fucking thing well away from me.
Slay bought me chocolate. He's up to something, I can feel it in my water.
Oh, and re the recent kerfuffle on Rockfic. Grow the fuck up. No one has ever said hetfic isn't welcome and - why am I bothering? The sensible ones are fine, the fuckwits (although they are rare on my beloved home site, they are there) will flap and fuff and cause fucking trouble whatever I say. So.
I maintain that a damn good gen fic is the hardest of all to write. So there. Ner.
Right.
I'm going to have a cup of redbush tea, eat my fucking chocolate, feed the fucking dog and go to bed.
Good fucking morning.
PS: Oh, and it's pissing down.
PPS: Two more to go. Thank fuck.
