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I had to do this meme. Just... had to.
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mjules:
Give me the title and summary - maybe even a brief synopsis - of the fanfic you would write about me if you were going to write RPF. Feel free to use real people, places, and things that you have seen in my journal, or go totally wild and implausible. Cross me over with fictional characters or celebrities I've never met or hell, even a MarySue or two. It doesn't matter. Just RPF me, baby!
(Isn't it a corker?!)
In other news, Life Is Good.
From the talented cyber-pen of one
mjules:Give me the title and summary - maybe even a brief synopsis - of the fanfic you would write about me if you were going to write RPF. Feel free to use real people, places, and things that you have seen in my journal, or go totally wild and implausible. Cross me over with fictional characters or celebrities I've never met or hell, even a MarySue or two. It doesn't matter. Just RPF me, baby!
(Isn't it a corker?!)
In other news, Life Is Good.
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Now, let's see.
A fluffy romance fic by the name of...
Hearts and Needles
It's finally Andy's first day as a non-apprentice tattooist! A curvy young woman with long purple hair walks in with a vague idea of what she wants; namely, a guitar on her ass. She sees Andy, notices the blue hair and says, "I want her to do my tattoo! She clearly will understand what I desire." Andy warns her that it's her first day on her own, but the girl doesn't care. She's determined. So Andy takes her into the back room where the girl drops trou to reveal...
Answers in Chapter 5!! Plz r&r!!! KTHX!
*giggles*
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You bad girl!
*Falls over laughing*
I fixed the typo - I always get that wrong, never can bloody remember who's underscored and who aint!
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A bassist snatcher is on the loose. It's up to the members of Gamma Ray and Helloween to figure out what diabolical person is behind it.
A sample from it:
Harry walked down the street, minding his own business. Today's studio session had been hell to say the least. All he wanted was a beer and some peace and quiet.
"Hey, you got a light?"
Steve's eyes followed the voice to a short, yet solid looking, lady reclined against the wall. He did a double take when he noticed she was partly covered with Iron Maiden tattoos along her arms and chest. A fan, just what I need.
"Look, I'm meeting someone at the pub. Do you want an autograph or something?"
The hairs on the back of his neck began to prickle, waiting for her to respond. Instead, she stood there and smirked at him.
"Got a light?"
"Didn't you already ask that? Here, let me look."
While he was searching through he pants, a piece a cloth was shoved into his face. He struggled to push it away but the hand clamped down harder. The last thing he remembered, was her twisted face smiling at him when he fell to the ground.
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When a very, very drunk Dirk Schlächter stumbes into a tattoo parlour, Adrea can't on good conscience take him on as a client - but ince it is near the ned of her shift what sh CAN do is suggest he comes over to her place so they can work out just what he needs....
:P
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Excerpt:
"DAMNIT!"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"It sounded like it hurt..."
"Of course it hurt, I said 'damnit' loudly in pleasure." she said, eyeing the bassist with some small amount of something near contempt. He flashed a grin, leg in it's leg brace propped up as he winked at her.
"Well...you have before..." He grinned wider at her eyebrow arch, tattooed arms bracing on her hips as she eyed his bare chest before grinning evilly....
(bah, I'm no good at snippets. They turn into drabbles. My drabbles turn into snippets. Eesh. *snickers and winks*)
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That's brilliant - I want to read the rest of it now! Thanks Chrissy *Hug*
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*hugs* Glad you liked! ;-)
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But maybe I could write a brief synopsis. Hmmm. No way I could do a title.
When most of the passengers on BruceAir flight 666 disappeared midflight, it was left up to Andy and the boys of Iron Maiden to figure out the mystery...Or maybe not.
Andy wondered if she'd suddenly been abducted by aliens when she found herself wandering along the beach on a deserted island, piercing gun in hand. She giggled to herself, wondering about this strange dream, when she turned a sharp corner and was confronted with the sight of a body just above the high tide line on the beach. Seeing that the tide was coming in, Andy ran to the body, finding that it was male and it was alive, if unconscious. Pulling the body higher on the sandy beach, she turned him over and wiped the long curly hair back from his face, gasping as she realized she was looking at Markus Grosskopf.Or, again, maybe not. In fact, definitely not.
But I'm glad life is good, and I'm still going to gack the meme from you. ;)
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The Mystery of the Painted Lady
It's a 10 day-long event. The chance for fans of the heavy metal icons, Iron Maiden, to interact with their heroes on a specially-chartered Caribbean Cruise. Invited to set up shop on board ship for the duration, the tattoo artist known as Mad Andy is thrilled at the chance to ply her trade among fellow metalheads and Maiden fans. When lead singer, Bruce Dickinson, takes an interest in the feisty artist, Andy believes this will be the most memorable week of her life. But trouble stalks the ship. Someone is out to hurt Bruce and bring down Iron Maiden and some of the evidence points directly to Mad Andy. Finding a surprising ally in drummer and raconteur extraordinaire, Nicko McBrain, can Andy get to the bottom of things and clear her name before tragedy strikes?
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