More interview stuff.

[mad_andy]

Questions from mayqueen517:

(1.)Create the ultimate significant other for yourself from celebrity bits and pieces. Include a couple personality traits.

Dirk's chest. (Oh come on, you knew that was gonna happen!) Um. Kai's butt. Sascha's head. Dani's legs. (Holy shit has that man got legs.) Harry's hair and Markus' tattoos - and Bruce's energy and drive.

(2.)What was the best concert you ever attended?

They all have their merits; I enjoy every gig I go to, on the whole. But the absolute best in terms of the whole experience has got to be the BruceAir trip. Holy fuck yes.

(3.)Which tattoo was your first piece of ink?

A very small one of a killer whale on my left arm. Now buried under an Eddie...

(4.)What is one thing in your mind that you feel should either change or be done away with? (this is meant to be very open, interpret it as you will!)

I'm not sure if you mean with me or with society...

If me, then I'd get rid of this horrible fucking anxiety that cripples me so. If society...well, not sure. Having to have a licence to breed, or forced sterilisation for being an asshole, perhaps.

(5.)Is there anything about yourself you would change physically/personality wise?

Physically I'd like to shed four stone and grow six inches. And have killer cheekbones. And dark red hair and green eyes and fair skin.

Personality, the anxiety thing. Or maybe my fucking awful bad habit of procrastination!!!!



In other news I got absolutely covered in piss just before I finished work - and I mean covered. (Dog was on her back, vet pressed ultrasound probe over bladder, flood, dog wags tail trying to get up...vet, nurse and dog suddenly rolling around on the floor in a spreading puddle of piss and ultrasound gel.)

I smell foul, which is why I'm here putzing off instead of at the garage getting the bit for the car that's in...!

Comments

[screwthedaisies.livejournal.com]

and grow six inches. And have killer cheekbones. And dark red hair and green eyes and fair skin.

Should we start calling you Mad Mary then? ;)

[madandy.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha. No.

I say that because the most beautiful girl I ever saw looked like that - and she was from Surrey. Although it is a predominantly irish colouring (it's also one of the Default Models for Icelandic women) [the others being Blonde Nordic and Fair/Mousy Saxon].

But six nine, slender and with that colouring? Fuck me, yeah. *Sigh*

[screwthedaisies.livejournal.com]

Six nine? That'd be so awesome! You'd be taller than Sascha! That wouldn't be Mary-suish; it'd be freakish. (Can you make her a seductive villian in one of your Yoz books?)

[madandy.livejournal.com]

Six nine?!

I meant five nine. I am an asshole, what am I?

Then again...!

Six nine and looking like that would be the coolest beans ever. Yes, OK, if I was I'd bitch and moan about being a freak etc etc but dayum, I'd have caught Sasha's eye...and everybody else's...I could have my bloody pick of freakishly gigantic rockstars....

And word on the villianess thing. *Thinks thortful thorts*

[screwthedaisies.livejournal.com]

I could have my bloody pick of freakishly gigantic rockstars

But first you'd have to shake Lars off your leg.

[madandy.livejournal.com]

OK, almost fell off the chair laughing...!

Shake him off? I'd step on the little bastard. ;)

[evaine.livejournal.com]

HEY!

Oh, come on, you KNEW I would. *LOL*

[navigatorsghost.livejournal.com]

Wow, that would look awesome cool. And six nine would be nearly level with Eddie! Not that that would be a bad thing... ;)

[kraftpistole.livejournal.com]

But, um, you do have fair skin.

[madandy.livejournal.com]

I mean red-haired translucent, as opposed to Saxon-fair! (AKA mousy and boring and red cheeked. Blah.)

[kraftpistole.livejournal.com]

I like you as you are. But, at the same time, I get you. I wish I weren't so... splotchy? It's like my skin couldn't decide: "Let's see, Indian or Spanish? I think I'll be an odd, brownish, yellowish muddle instead."

[kraftpistole.livejournal.com]

Having to have a licence to breed, or forced sterilisation for being an asshole, perhaps.

I agree. If people need to prove they can fish and hunt and shoot a gun, they should be made to prove that they want, can afford, and will continue to want children. People don't like hearing about this idea, though, because they get stuck in some Sci-Fi notion of a society were people are forced to have only one kid or where every second person is jailed for having kids without permission. In reality I'm guessing it'd be like a marriage license. People without one aren't arrested. But most people get them.

[mayqueen517.livejournal.com]

A very small one of a killer whale on my left arm. Now buried under an Eddie...

Whoa! Really? Neat! *grins*

Oh and I think that a six nine person would be utterly cool. *grins*