mad_andy: (Tough day bunny)
mad_andy ([personal profile] mad_andy) wrote2006-04-20 05:59 pm

Flyby!

Ultra quick update:

Ryanair suck. I didn't get home until three this morning. Delayed, delayed, delayed.

People who take small children on planes suck. (Especially small children who stand near me chanting two words over and again in some kind of obsessive compulsive brain fart.)

If your cat should catch a baby rabbit straight out of the stop, LET IT FINISH THE JOB. By 'rescuing' it you are subjecting the rabbit (and those unfortunate enough to try and save the wretched thing) to a lot of stress.

Ten hour shifts suck.

Ten hour shifts two days running suck.

Husbands who go away for ten days on business trips are pretty cool. (YAYNOSLAY!) (From Sunday, huzzah!)

Dirk's knee brace is Teh Hawt. Thank you [livejournal.com profile] rdyfrde for feeding the addiction!

And now I should do some work.

[identity profile] rdyfrde.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
But why is it hot? I'm so confused.

[identity profile] screwthedaisies.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea. It definitely has the same attraction that writing a long, angsty fic starring a one-legged Commodore Norrington had for me. (I need to finish that thing someday.) And it has the same attraction that writing a science fiction story where the Metallica guys had all sorts of scary body-modification surgeries (James Hetfield ended up with bionic arms and legs for instance) had for me. (This is another story I need to finish...someday.)

I don't know why injuries and casts and braces and amputations are hot. They just...make really great fic fodder.

[identity profile] madandy.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Screw fic fodder, I wanna do really dirty things to him when he wears that brace.

Dirtier things than I would do to him without it, I mean.

So, really dirty things...really very dirty things indeed. *Drool*

[identity profile] screwthedaisies.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
(Here we go down a dirty path...don't you wish you could lock the brace in a straight-leg or bent-leg position....)

[identity profile] madandy.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh jesus yeah. And all the hurt/comfort possibilities - helping him put it on (or watching), or taking it off. Not to mention the discomfort you could bring by giving it a twist.

Or...or...

*Daydreams happy naughty thoughts*

Yeah. Hot. :D

[identity profile] screwthedaisies.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a very nice looking brace, too, which contributes....

[identity profile] kraftpistole.livejournal.com 2006-04-21 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know why injuries and casts and braces and amputations are hot.

Neither do I.

[thinks fondly on his own amputated-limb-owning drummer inspiration]