Well mate, I wouldn't have offered if I wasn't impressed by what I saw - you've really got great promise. But I know how painful it can be when someone takes your baby, rips it a new asshole and puts it back together again in a shape that sometimes you don't even recognise...

And if there's one thing I hate, it's causing anyone pain.

BUT!

The version you sent me (and that's been sent back, btw) is much improved - you've got a quick mind and, like I said, a bagload of guts and enthusiasm. I hope we contimue to make such a good team!

*Huggles all proteges*