W-what's wrong with that poor cat...? Is it trying to kill itself? Is something wrong with its brain...? :(

[hands over towels, soap, Purell hand sanitizer, and a tray-full of tea]

I think it's easy for some bandages to "fall" off cats. But only because "falling" actually occurs after the cat has licked and prodded at it and pushed it off. It's not always easy to stop them. I'm very lucky that Ghresshelle decided she had no interest in licking her stitches after she was fixed. She sniffed at 'em, but left them alone. It was Jimmy who kept licking his, to my annoyance. And if he did it near me, fine, I could stop him. But once he climbed up high into shelfs it was like, "Nya ha! Try an' stop me!"